Thoughts for the day (first one)
Posted by rkj
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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.' 
perseverance furthers |
Is that Tao? 
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That was your first thought of the day? How do you keep track of which thought came when? When it gets to be lunch time, I've usually had at least 6 thoughts by then, and I totally lose track.
Cab 
1990 325i(s) 2004 325XiT |
Its easy when you get up at noon Cab not Taoist Peter
perseverance furthers |
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haha that is a good thought for the day. i'll keep that in mind, although i don't plan on going around giving women my sperm anytime soon.
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Really....well, thats probably a good idea.
perseverance furthers |
i have been known to give a woman groceries in order for them to cook for me, though. :teeth:
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Does your mom count though? 
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no she doesn't count. i don't buy groceries for her. i don't live with her anymore, but when i did, she would buy them for me AND cook them. amazing huh? usually when i buy groceries for a woman to cook, the woman is my girlfriend.
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I found that often, when I bought groceries for my gf and gave them to her to cook, she wouldn't necessarily stay my gf all that long. Maybe it was my delivery, or it could have been the ankle chains connected to the stove. Hmm, I'm just not sure... Cab
1990 325i(s) 2004 325XiT |
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